Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

Answer: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at

One time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are

Getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect

Would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor

established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at

precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The

tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine

with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle

encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and

eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space.

This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.